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Post by Rotorhog on Oct 22, 2009 8:28:52 GMT -5
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 Seniors came to see the show. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a Trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the Audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a Beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special Watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while Quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch... 'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and Forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of Pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it Slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces
'excrement!!!' said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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Post by Mr.President on Oct 23, 2009 1:01:45 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Mr.President on Oct 23, 2009 1:02:19 GMT -5
I think my favorite part is that the word shi t is changed to shizzle by the board
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Post by DriftHappy on Oct 23, 2009 15:09:48 GMT -5
LOL!!! Funny joke.
P.S. excrement excrement excrement excrement excrement excrement
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Post by Mr.President on Oct 23, 2009 19:55:31 GMT -5
excrement excrement excrement shizzle!
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Post by Mr.President on Oct 23, 2009 19:56:06 GMT -5
Drift, you have to type it like this:
Shi t!
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Post by freeman on Oct 25, 2009 13:13:50 GMT -5
very nice!
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Post by DriftHappy on Oct 26, 2009 15:57:37 GMT -5
Now we sound intellectual!!! excrement!!!
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Post by Mr.President on Oct 27, 2009 3:59:43 GMT -5
rofl
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